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Buy me a f*cking unicorn

Buy me a f*cking unicorn

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[:en]I think unicorns represent awesomeness in general, but if I’m to believe the Urban Dictionary it’s apparently uh… Not quite as I expected:

Synonym for hot bi babe or HBB, often derogatory, condescending, or ironic. A bisexual person, usually though not always female, who is willing to join an existing couple, often with the presumption that this person will date and become sexually involved with both members of that couple, and not demand anything or do anything which might cause problems or inconvenience to that couple.

The term is often used to be dismissive of a couple seen to be only superficially polyamorous. Because of the demands that this type of couple places on the woman (that she be single and not take on any additional partners, and become involved with both members of the couple equally, and often “complete” their family as a surrogate mother and housekeeper and/or breadwinner and not do anything that may threaten or disrupt the existing couple), many in the poly community call this type of woman a “unicorn”, as in mythical and not likely to be found, even though there are plenty of bipoly women around.

Each person to his or her own regarding their sexuality, but wtf, I just wanted a f*cking unicorn, so just so you know, I’m not into that group thingie described above. iPhone Image E7DB95

Sweater: Smakbang
Watch: Frög Watches
Jeans: H&M
Sneakers: H&M

Photos: Simon Walles[:sv]Enligt Wikipedia kan man bland annat läsa:

Enhörningar skulle vara stolta men mycket skygga och var fruktade för sin förmåga att slåss mot sina fiender. De kunde även telepatiskt avgöra om någon var ett hot mot honom eller mot dess härskare. I Orienten avbildades enhörningen oftare med getskägg, klövar och som ett mellanting mellan häst och get.

Av just den anledningen vill jag ha en jävla enhörning. Jag vill att den sonderar terrängen och meddelar mig telepatiskt ifall något hotfullt föreligger i min närhet. I och för sig har jag ett annat kraftdjur vid min sida, men för att inte inlägget ska bli alltför new age håller vi oss till detta med enhörningar för denna gång.

iPhone Image E7DB95

Tröja: Smakbang
Klocka: Frög Watches

Jeans: H&M
Sneakers: H&M

Foton: Simon Walles[:]

19 Comments

  1. Sofia
    August 29, 2016 at 8:09 am
    Reply

    Haha I love your texts! Jag vill också vara en unicorn. Har alltid velat, kommer alltid vara.

    http://WWW.THEGFBIBLE.COM

    • thomasfalkenstedt.com
      August 29, 2016 at 12:31 pm

      Vi kan vara unicorns tillsammans 😀

  2. Bernice
    August 29, 2016 at 10:06 am
    Reply

    Wow I never knew that was a definition for unicorn. You learn something every day!

    • thomasfalkenstedt.com
      August 29, 2016 at 12:31 pm

      I know, scary right, haha. 🙂

  3. Mandy Arisa
    August 29, 2016 at 10:48 am
    Reply

    That sweater literally made me laugh Thomas! I love it! Thanks for sharing keep up your fantastic work !

    http://www.ministryforstyle.com

    x Mandy

    • thomasfalkenstedt.com
      August 29, 2016 at 12:32 pm

      Thanks sweetie! 🙂
      xoxo
      Thomas

  4. Sharon Wu
    August 29, 2016 at 5:01 pm
    Reply

    You have the cutest statement tops, seriously! I love unicorns and want that rainbow unicorn pool float SO BADLY. Lol! Have a great week, Thomas! xoxo, sharon

    http://www.stylelullaby.com/fashion/blogger-on-the-go-essentials/

    • thomasfalkenstedt.com
      August 30, 2016 at 12:05 pm

      Aww, you’re the cutest Sharon! 🙂 If you ever get one make sure to invite me so we can float together, haha.
      Have a great week you too!
      xoxo
      Thomas

  5. Christine Kong
    August 29, 2016 at 7:40 pm
    Reply

    Wow I had no idea!! This sweater is so fab!! Love your streetstyle edge! Xoxo, Christine
    http://dailykongfidence.com

    • thomasfalkenstedt.com
      August 30, 2016 at 12:05 pm

      Thanks Christine! Means a lot coming from you 🙂
      xoxo
      Thomas

  6. Michelle Sun
    August 30, 2016 at 12:28 am
    Reply

    I love the theme/meaning behind your page and how you don’t have to spend a million bucks to look good! Too true indeed! And do you look stylish, alright! 😉 Love all of the sweaters you’ve been wearing on IG and I cannot wait to see your future posts!

    • thomasfalkenstedt.com
      August 30, 2016 at 12:06 pm

      Aww thanks Michelle! That truly made me happy! 😀 And don’t worry, there might be more statement sweaters coming up… haha.
      xoxo
      Thomas

  7. Gina Diaz
    August 30, 2016 at 3:10 am
    Reply

    amazing style!
    xo, Gina
    http://www.artsyrunway.com

    • thomasfalkenstedt.com
      August 30, 2016 at 12:06 pm

      Thanks Gina 🙂
      xoxo
      Thomas

  8. Mireia
    August 30, 2016 at 9:49 am
    Reply

    I don’t care what Urban dictionary says. I’ll love unicorns anyway!

    Mireia from TGL

    • thomasfalkenstedt.com
      August 30, 2016 at 12:07 pm

      Haha, me too sweetie, me too! 🙂

  9. Kreshma
    August 30, 2016 at 12:46 pm
    Reply

    You know I love men’s tshirt. And I have been looking to buy some to wear it in airplane when I am traveling to India in December. Thank you for sharing this post ♥️

  10. Adelina
    August 31, 2016 at 12:13 am
    Reply

    Wow I had no idea!! Thank you for the laugh too!! Love your style! xo, Adelina

    http:///www.thecharmingolive.com

  11. Van Nguyen
    August 31, 2016 at 8:30 am
    Reply

    LOL. Your blog title grabbed my attention right away and I simply loved the blog post! Thank you for informing us about Urban Dictionary’s meaning of a unicorn. It was rather… interesting haha. Looking forward to your future posts! 🙂

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